"50 Secrets Your Pilot Won't Tell You"

An interesting feature in the new Reader's Digest can be found here.

Okay, most of those secrets are neither secret nor earthshaking to frequent flyers; in fact, it won't "change the way" we fly, as the sub-head breathlessly claims.

Somebody borrowed the expression Gate Lice from where we think it originated, FlyerTalk. If you don't know what they are, maybe you should read the article, or at least read this.